[] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (happensa lot specially when i am in the bus)
[] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You have been called a blond

[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (if you dislocatye some bones it is!!!)
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (OMG)
[] You just sang them to make sure.
[] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[]You have choked on your own spit.

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less. (sucha shame)
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. sounds retarded!!!
[] You have caught yourself drooling.

[] You have fallen asleep in class. yeah at college i did it a lot :s
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking. sure and i start dreaming
[] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. almost anything is more important ...
[] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (happens a lot with undies)
[] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time...not since i was a kid

[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[] You break a lot of things.
[] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. i iused not now since mmm more than 15 years aho i think, my bedroom is too dark
[] The word "um" is used frequently.
[] You don't know what "um" means.
[] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

GRAND TOTAL: 11

Now, take your total yesses, and multiply it by 4
11x4=44
and re-post as: I am 44% mentally insane

wow i am pretty sane!! and most importsnt i didnt use the calculator ..